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Tin Foil Tuesday: What’s That Noise Under The Sea (Spoiler alert…its not cats in heat)

  Uh oh. There’s a strange and suspicious pinging sound under the sea in Arctic Canadian territory that is so concerning that the Canadian military is now involved in investigating this mystery. Apparently its been happening all summer but it’s just coming to public light after a Canadian politician remarked that all the animals are missing. Hmmm. One thing I can say about my animal kingdom is that when there’s a hint of trouble (potential earthquakes, hurricanes, alien aircraft or a new Justin Bieber album) we flee like roaches when a light comes on. I mean we have senses you can only dream about humans, so if they animals have fled, what hell on earth is potentially coming. Well conspiracy theorists have weighed in and here are their musings:  1). UFOs. Ok ET. I realize that we have been conditioned to await your arrival via space, so this potential news that there are thousands of alien aircraft under the sea waiting for their sign to invade us via water. Genius! Except we now know they are not called UFOs, but USOs (Unidentified Submerged Objects). Great…. in addition to my telescope, I now need to buy feline aquatic gear. (mommy has changed her Amazon password again though… drat).  2). It was a Russian nuclear submarine that has gotten stuck. Now this I could believe. A good way to navigate out of the way of American radar is to stealthily navigate the waters of the Arctic Circle above and around Canada. I hope this one is not true. But would be plausible.  3). It’s Ursula the Sea Witch from the Little Mermaid. Like she tried to trick Ariel, she is now trying to trick Donald Trump into giving up his Presidency in exchange for ownership of the entire Arctic Circle to which he would build large Igloo skyscrapers and save the American economy with massive oil drilling and tourism. In exchange, she will replace him as the ruler of the US. I totally made that up. But Disney, if you’re listening, help a kitty out with a sequel already.  4). It’s The Thing. I just saw the original for the first time over the holidays and I will never be in a room with Kurt Russell. So is the pinging noise a sign that an extraterrestrial parasite is set to be unleashed on the world devouring us all? I shudder at the thought.  5). Its the first of the Seven Trumpets... read more

Tin Foil Hat Tuesday: Let’s Start a Conspiracy!

  An article this week in the Washington Post, gives a play by play breakdown on how a conspiracy is started and then spread across social media. First, someone posts a conspiracy theory or an article on social media introducing the small mass of friends to the nonsense. Next, a few people share the article that agrees with their narrative usually within the first 2 hours. Then for some reason, at the 20 hour mark, there is more sharing. Finally, the conspiracy grows like a journalistic cancer slowly spreading until it reaches a big enough community that is “highly” resistant to correction.  So let’s test this theory out by coming up with a conspiracy theory that has some plausible element to it and then pump it up on steroids. Let’s see if we can create and spread nonsense to the masses and prove this study right. Ok, here we go:  China and Russia are in cahoots with Obama to take over the US and the World! 1). China is intentionally tanking their economy for one reason; to bring down the US economy that’s already built upon a house of cards. Since China has us by the balls with our debt, a bottoming out of their economy will only serve to tank our economy. The Chinese will rebound quickly in their efforts to make the Chinese Yuan the new global currency. The US dollar will be devalued making our hard work and savings an American nightmare.  2). Russia has decided to take the military front by first creating havoc in Crimea. Then by going into Syria to allegedly fight “ISIS” while they prop up Syria and ultimately Iran. We played the fool with Iran by relieving sanctions and allowing them access to $150 billion dollars. ISIS will continue to flourish to a point where the US will stand alone in having to take the war to them in Syria/Iraq. Since the US economy is already so bloated with debt, engaging in another full-scale military engagement will quickly spend us into the oblivion and to the end.  3). Once the US economy collapses, China and Russia will then move to the cyber apocalypse taking out our critical infrastructure (electrical grids and dams). You will not be able to keep up with future conspiracy theories (or spread them) because you will have no internet. And no Facebook or Twitter.  4). Finally after the mayhem subsides, Obama will announce he has to stay... read more

Tin Foil Hat Tuesdays: Apparently 2016 is Gonna Suck

As we wrap up 2015 and await the possible appearance of Nibiru (Planet X – which I don’t see a blue ball heading this way yet and it’s almost Christmas…hmmff), we are already seeing the “predictions” for doom and gloom for 2016. So let’s take a look at what our “theorists” have on tap for 2016 so you can plan your vacation time and locations accordingly:  1). The year of Nostradamus and WW3. Well, I could say if we actually formed a viable coalition to defeat ISIS consisting of Russia, China, France, England, Jordan, Saudi, Iran and Turkey, it could technically be called World War 3. But “loose” interpretations of Nostradamus indicate the involvement of Russia, NATO and Israel are the catalyst. Huh? I can see Russia and NATO given the recent kerfuffle with Turkey, but Israel? Oh and the Antichrist is supposed to appear before the year 2050. If your keeping up with the campaigns for President in this country, there are a few possible nominees there. Nostradamus also talks about a world wide flooding event as well. Could he be referencing the dreaded sea level rising and climate change? Or could we just be too loony to take heed of what a 16th century philosopher babbled about while he was high on medieval crack?  2). 2016: The year of the bio-weapon. Its only a matter of time before some wackadoodle extremist drops a biological weapon on someone. No not small pox or anthrax, that’s too old school; but some mutated form of a virus that actually brings about the Zombie Apocalypse. If zombies are looking for fresh brains in this country or elsewhere, there going to be sorely disappointed, particularly if its set off in Washington DC. Yes this is an actual prediction. Time to dust off and re-watch Zombieland for usable tips. Get your survivor plan and provisions ready. And remember to always do the “double tap”.  3). End times prophecies. Let’s face it, End Times predictions never go out of style and 2016 will be no different. This year its all about Daniel 9:24 which states,  “A period of seventy sets of seven has been decreed for your people and your holy city to finish their rebellion, to put an end to their sin, to atone for their guilt, to bring in everlasting righteousness, to confirm the prophetic vision, and to anoint the Most Holy Place.” — Daniel 9:24 If you do the fuzzy math... read more

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