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Tin Foil Hat Tuesday: Where Did Malaysian Flight MH370 Really Go?

Wild rumors continue to persist about what really happened to Malaysian Airlines Flight MH 370 after it disappeared into thin air. To date, there are still search crews combing through the Indian Ocean hoping to find a glimmer of closure for the families that lost loved ones on that fateful evening.  Some of the theories include a cabin depressurization resulting in a ghost flight that eventually crashed. Others suggest something more sinister such as pilot intentional action that brought down the plane. The weirdest theories that have emerged include the following:  1). North Korea diverted it because they don’t possess a large plane and that they are responsible for a large percentage of the world’s human trafficking. Good ole’ Kim Dum Son is up to his old tricks again I suspect.  2). Vladimir Putin hijacked the plane on the eve of sanctions being delivered due to his aggression in Ukraine. Also there was someone on the plane that held secrets he needed. WTF? He already has Edward Snowden people. Then others suspect that MH370 and MH17 were the same plane. Except that it had an entirely different passenger registry. DUH! 3). On the internet, the plane registered as a 404 error which is sometimes used by the “cyber caliphate” and thus suggesting that ISIS has the plane somewhere to be used at a later date for insidious purposes.  4). The plane was shot down accidentally by the US doing military training exercises with Thailand. Wouldn’t be the first time a passenger plane was shot down by mistake. Just ask Russia about the other fateful Malaysian Airlines shot down over the Ukraine a few months later. Although replace “military exercise” with “military aggression” in that scenario.  5). My personal favorite; alien abduction. After a recent increase in UFO sightings over Malaysia, as ridiculous as this sounds, its no more ridiculous than the other theories posed. This one is compelling to the tin foil enthusiasts.  6). Finally, the most ridiculous. False Flag Alert! Israel hijacked the plane and was planning a 9/11 style terror attack to blame on Iran. After all, there were 2 Iranian passengers on the flight traveling on “forged” passports. Even crazier was that a tin foil hat source indicated that an exact sized plane (777 Boeing) has been stored in an Israeli hangar since November of 2013.  I’m going to go with #5. It’s clearly aliens people. After all, isn’t that the best source of conspiracies these... read more

News of the Wee: Dropping a Truth Nuke On Humpday

It’s Wednesday, I’m not bringing out that camel either. Instead, I present to you a very special Wee Afterschool Special. So grab your chocky milk and cookies and settle in for the night. I promise there will be no lectures on the dangers of drugs kids, but I can’t promise that my little kitty paw might sneak in a bad word or two. I’m trying, but I’m not perfect. This whole Lenten thing is taxing.  Wee on Netanyahu’s big speech: Thank god it’s over. You can’t say he doesn’t give a good speech, but it’s the same ole tired shit. Go back and beat your Iran drum in front of your own electorate and stop meddling in our already overflowing divisive political kettle pot government.  Iran has been 3-5 years away from a nuclear bomb since 1984. 1984!! They must not want to make one that bad Bibi or they have really bad scientists. In fact, it’s Mossad intelligence that reports that the Iranians are nowhere near enough production of enriched Uranium to make a bomb, let alone create civilian power.  And regular Iranians and Isrealis?  I’ll drop these little truth bombs for thought. Behind all of these war mongering idiots we elect over and over again are the people and cats that really just want to be left alone and in peace. This is beauts!   So my advice for today is to stop listening to politicians and cable media that spins this into a soap opera and seek out more truth in grassroots reporting, videos and reports. What real people away from political theater really think and feel is all over the web. Like Charlotte. But I hate spiders.  XOXO – Wee (The Queen) Catch me later this week for the news run down and reDONKulous... read more

News of the Wee: Israel, We Need to Talk

Dear Israel, I don’t want you to take offense to this letter. I am only trying to make sense of why the US/Israel relationship is so tenuous at this critical juncture in history. To do that, I have to point out some fallacies and some things that might make people on both sides uncomfortable or agitated. First, I would like to say that I have nothing but the upmost respect for the Israeli people. The struggles and the horrors that your people have faced is unimaginable. Yet you continue to persevere and do whatever is necessary to preserve your way of life. It’s truly admirable. That being said, I also understand why you do not want the US to continue their negotiations with Iran over a potential nuclear deal and lessening of economic sanctions that continue to cripple any potential evolution. They are your sworn enemy and one of the reasons why your country is in perpetual conflict with groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. But please understand, the US is also bearing a cross. We are being perpetually targeted by Sunni Extremists groups who want to see us and our way of life wiped off the planet. So much so, ISIS has threatened that one day they will be hoisting their flag over the White House after they behead our Commander in Chief. They have beheaded our citizens in grisly and despicable videos distributed across the world. They are a clear and present danger not only to the US, but to our allies in Europe. They are growing like a malignant cancer and unless they are stopped, will continue to flourish and grow until it’s a death sentence for us all.  In terms of our friendship, we have always been there for you both in support and in aid. The US has continued to provide your country billions in direct aid annually and even more billions annually in indirect aid. But when the US needs support in fighting the growing and ever present threat of terrorism against our country, you are nowhere to be found. Why is that? Did Israel assist us in Iraq? In Afghanistan? Now with our fight to stop and degrade ISIS? Israel, where are you? Show me that unconditional ally support when we need you most. Which is now.  This is where we have to admit that we are growing apart. That we have different needs and different strategies to protect our own national security interests.... read more

News of the Wee: Who the Hell Does That?

I hope everyone survived the apocalypse that was the 4th of July. For me,  9 straight hours of mortar shells going off, but luckily the house was still intact at the end. Not that mommy was home or cared or anything. I think she was out getting her own bomb on while we suffered through endless rebel conditions. News a bit slower this week. I’ll blame the holiday. And this disastrous new lamp I just knocked off the table and broke chasing Little Man…OOPS. Wee on the endless speculation of Lebron James returning to Cleveland. Seriously people? We need to talk. This is the only athlete in the history of pro athletes that had his own 1 hour Televised special toying with the fragile emotions of Cleveland sports fans. He culminated his knighting by taking a big dump on the fans at the end by announcing he was leaving for greener pastures in Miami. Who the hell does that? There have been a lot of treasonous athletes that have left Cleveland (or so mommy says), but I can’t think of any reason, desperate or otherwise, that fans would want that asshat back. And if you do, you are suffering from battered housewife syndrome (an actual logical analogy Palin). Plus now he will be 30. But yet, it will probably happen…and he will probably get an early season old ass man injury… and the depression continues in Ohio. ….PAWSMACK Wee on Brazil’s unceremonious megaloss in their very own World Cup: Way to go Brazilian players. Your country has spent bazillion of dollars in preparation for the World Cup and at the expense of the excessive poverty and economic problems in your country. You could’ve at least fought for a draw. Now, you have no championship and 12 lousy stadiums. Only 2 of which will probably ever be used again. BOOOO. Go Argentina….Lionel Messi speaks to cats telepathically. He said they will win. Wee on the Gaza Strip I’d rather not be on it. Seriously, this could be the start of WWIII. I would rather see the zombie apocalypse start than be caught on “the strip” right now. Right now, any involvement by the US would be the equivalent of sticking your hand in between two fighting pit bulls. Who the hell does that? Wee a bit concerned about the Middle East right now. Been taking extra nip hits to reduce my growing anxiety. Wee on the increasing humanitarian crisis on... read more

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