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Fireside Chat with Wee: Economic Prosperity Is Doable

  I’ve been listening to these nutter candidates talk about economic plans that have no creative thought and in some cases, no plausibility. They’re either lowering taxes without addressing reduction of government spending or raising taxes to bloat the government to the size of Jabba the Hut. I put forth 3 economic policies that are totally outside the litter box.  1). Go Fund Me – for a donation from every American of $50.00 and assuming only 200,000,000 people donate would bring us $10 trillion dollars in revenue. For every illegal in this country employed, it would be $100 per person for a total of an additional $1.1 trillion dollars. That’s $11 trillion which would essentially more than halve the national debt. Do it 2 years in a row and we will wipe out the debt. But this taxpayer bailout of the government will come with conditions:  a). Government will commit to reducing itself and its spending by 30%. b). Congress will enact legislation on term limits. No more than 2 terms for Senators and 4 terms for Congress. You will not suckle on the teet of American tax payers for the rest of your life. You will be elected to SERVE and if you fail to do so, you are not guaranteed making it past the first term.  In exchange for the American people’s Go Fund Me, we will tell the federal government if they don’t work for the people, they can Go F*** Off. Mommy says I shouldn’t use foul language, but I reminded her it was ok for Trump and the former Mexican President to use it so I don’t care. You work for us fools. And we have a say in how our tax dollars are going to be spent going forward.  2) .National Lottery – We witnessed the utter insanity of the billion dollar Power Ball payout a few months ago. Create a National Lottery once a month. Can you imagine the prize on that one? The revenue from the lottery will go directly to funding a total rehab and mitigation of our ailing and pathetic infrastructure. I’m tired of hearing whiny titty babies in Washington complaining they don’t have money to give Uncle Sam a much needed extreme makeover. Ok, we found you money fools. Now get to work directing the monies to states for roads, bridges and energy upgrades.  3). Since I’m resigned to the fact that I won’t be winning the race... read more

Fireside Chat With Wee: I’m Getting Bored……

We’re still 14 months away from the next Presidential election and already I am fatigued. I can’t imagine how I will feel in another 6 months. At that point, I picture a kitty, bloated from too much kibble and nonsense political rhetoric laying on my back and in a catatonic state. And sadly, we are really only in the family planning stages of the campaign phase. Soon the airwaves will be filled with hateful and ludicrous commercials. We are de-evolving from etiquette so fast that I imagine this next wave of commercials as closer to SNL skits. Can you see it already?    The main issue for my fatigue is Donald, Donald, Donald, all day/all night. I get it. He is speaking to a lot of those that feel their government leaders have been epic failures in providing the changes we are all seeking. But aren’t there 22 other candidates vying for that same job? Television news is now about 75% Trump, 24% news and 1% those other schmucks running. In that 1% of coverage, it’s primarily negative news against a candidate. Bush calling children born in the US to illegal immigrants Anchor Babies than clarifying it’s primarily the Asians, Scott Walker can’t answer any questions without sounding like Sarah Palin’s dumber cousin, Chris Christie wants to track illegal immigrants like Fed-Ex packages, while John Kasich just wants to eliminate teacher’s lunch rooms so they stop congregating and complaining about his education policies. ZZZZZZZZ   Voters are also fatigued by Hillary and the non-stop issues on her emails, truth twisting and lack of funny jokes. Seriously, she needs an SNL writer stat. The thrill of Hilldog is gone as Bernie Sanders continues to erode her lead in both Iowa and now leads her in New Hampshire. A lot of people on the left are feeling the Bern. I think some of Bernie’s ideas are great……..In a world where the US debt isn’t a bazillion trillion zillion dollars!!! I think we should get rid of the debt clock and replace it with how many more dollars we spend until doomsday. It’s more accurate.    I’ve lost that loving feline. In looking at the candidates that are out there, there’s a little bit here and there I like, but no candidate has knocked my socks off thus far. And my main issue? THE ECONOMY. While Donald blusters away at his expert ability to negotiate deals and that he will bring back... read more

Fireside Chat with Wee: The Argument For the Iran Deal

I’m worried that we are not looking at the big picture on this Iran deal. I’ve been reading a lot from those who wholeheartedly oppose it without a true understanding of history and geopolitics in that region. We also clearly never learn from history that the more we intervene and stick our noses where it doesn’t belong, the more we stoke the fires of Anti-Americanism worldwide. There is so much misinformation that is being peddled about this issue and most of it is driven by Pro-Israel lobbyists and private defense contractors (whose profit motive is War, War, War). Seriously, they have spent $40 million in advertising to try and kill this deal.    Listen, the nuclear deal is imperfect. In parts, it’s quite troubling concerning what they will be able to obtain eventually in non-nuclear arms with the decrease in sanctions and the unfreezing of billions in assets. But we were never going to get everything that we wanted. That’s not the purpose of a negotiation. It’s a give and take. It’s about as imperfect as you are going to get it. But here is some food for thought on the reasons why I feel this deal has to move forward:    1). The deal is in place to stave off Iran’s immediate ability to make nuclear weapons. Isn’t that the whole point of this negotiation? To keep them away from the bomb right now? Even if the can is kicked down 10-15 years from now, a lot can happen in the interim. Like peace. And the eradication of ISIS. Or snapbacks and international condemnation for cheating on the agreement. But the media and commercials and political rhetoric is like we just negotiated to GIVE Iran a nuclear bomb. Like next week. Via Amazon Prime. Which is laughable.    2). And speaking of ISIS. This “coalition” nonsense brings to light the fact that our “allies” in the Middle East simply do not care about this growing cancer or wish to help the US eradicate it. Not the Israelis. Certainly not the Saudis (who I firmly believe along with the other Sunni oil countries have a hand in this Frankenstein’s monster). But for Turkey not being subjected to recent terror attacks, they were nowhere to be found before the last few weeks. And they’re not necessarily helpful to us as they are simultaneously striking the PKK deemed a Kurdish terrorist group who has also been helping the US try to... read more

Wee 2016: Discussing the Issues That Matter Most

As indicated, I have started my exploratory committee to run for President of the United States. Under the growing grassroots support of the Kibble Party, I will lay out for you over the coming weeks, my feline vision of the future of this country. You may not agree with any or all of my proposals, but isn’t that the point of the debate people? Wee on foreign policy: Wee believes the US needs a 2-3 year moratorium on all foreign aid. Monies allocated for that will be redistributed to our country in the form of infrastructure rebuild contracts with focus on our aging electrical grids, bridges and roads, securing our borders and paying down our debt. We cannot possibly be the savior of every country in the world when our own porch looks like a tornado ripped through it. The US can be the best country in the world again. It just needs a face lift first. Sorry folks, we’re closed for 2 years to clean and repair America. Sincerely, Marty Moose. Wee on the economy: Stop printing monopoly money. It undermines the whole purpose of having an economy and a currency. And stop giving out money to foreign relatives that can’t function even with our handouts. See above foreign policy. You want a real economic engine? REBUILD AMERICA. You want to create jobs? REBUILD AMERICA. Say it with me folks, REBUILD AMERICA. Another economic idea. The National Lottery. Powerball on Steroids. Obama picks the winning ball on National TV. Prize to exceed anything seen before. Become your own Warren Buffet. All proceeds goes immediately to paying down the debt. Two times a year during said moratorium. Don’t increase taxes, generate revenue. We cannot even deal with taxes until we start shrinking the government. Our overhead cannot support the tax revenue taken in. We cannot cut government jobs, until we have job alternatives in the private sector (See REBUILD AMERICA). Wee on legalization of marijuana- Legal weed for all Since I enjoy free reign with the nip, its only fair that my human brethren get to partake in it as well. It should be legal and decriminalized. I realize that the Eisenhower generation still think its a gateway drug to worse things, but my observation and research indicates that it’s a gateway to overuse of Cheetos, Pop Tarts and Pizza. By decriminalizing marijuana, we can free up our prisons for violent offenders, reduce the tax burden to run our... read more

Wee 2016: Discussing the Issues That Matter Most

As indicated, I have started my exploratory committee to run for President of the United States. Under the growing grassroots support of the Kibble Party, I will lay out for you over the coming weeks, my feline vision of the future of this country. You may not agree with any or all of my proposals, but isn’t that the point of the debate people? Wee on foreign policy: Wee believes the US needs a 2-3 year moratorium on all foreign aid. Monies allocated for that will be redistributed to our country in the form of infrastructure rebuild contracts with focus on our aging electrical grids, bridges and roads, securing our borders and paying down our debt. We cannot possibly be the savior of every country in the world when our own porch looks like a tornado ripped through it. The US can be the best country in the world again. It just needs a face lift first. Sorry folks, we’re closed for 2 years to clean and repair America. Sincerely, Marty Moose. Wee on the economy: Stop printing monopoly money. It undermines the whole purpose of having an economy and a currency. And stop giving out money to foreign relatives that can’t function even with our handouts. See above foreign policy. You want a real economic engine? REBUILD AMERICA. You want to create jobs? REBUILD AMERICA. Say it with me folks, REBUILD AMERICA. Another economic idea. The National Lottery. Powerball on Steroids. Obama picks the winning ball on National TV. Prize to exceed anything seen before. Become your own Warren Buffet. All proceeds goes immediately to paying down the debt. Two times a year during said moratorium. Don’t increase taxes, generate revenue. We cannot even deal with taxes until we start shrinking the government. Our overhead cannot support the tax revenue taken in. We cannot cut government jobs, until we have job alternatives in the private sector (See REBUILD AMERICA). Wee on legalization of marijuana- Legal weed for all Since I enjoy free reign with the nip, its only fair that my human brethren get to partake in it as well. It should be legal and decriminalized. I realize that the Eisenhower generation still think its a gateway drug to worse things, but my observation and research indicates that it’s a gateway to overuse of Cheetos, Pop Tarts and Pizza. By decriminalizing marijuana, we can free up our prisons for violent offenders, reduce the tax burden to run our... read more

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